Mistaken Marketing

This is, I swear, a professional wedding photographer's promotional post card. T has been getting a lot of them recently (I think she accidentally signed up for something along the way), but this one takes the cake. It begs many questions.

1. WHY would you want to give your photographer permission to use THIS photo as his promo shot?
2. WHY would your photographer have taken this photo?
3. WHY did your photographer KEEP this photo?
4. WHYTHEHELL would anyone think this photo might somehow sell more photos??

I ask you.